The World of Mark (age 5)
Jun. 16th, 2005 12:03 pmMark: "I know what God does."
Mummy: "What does God do?"
Mark: "He sucks water up into the sky and then he puts it in a big bucket. Then he tips the bucket over and it turns into rain."
[Mummy, her PhD in Folkore kicking in, thinks, Well, I guess you could say that evaporation is the same as God sucking water up into the sky; one theory doesn't rule out the other]
Mark, sensing Mummy's skepticism: "God lives in the clouds, you know."
Mummy: "What does God do?"
Mark: "He sucks water up into the sky and then he puts it in a big bucket. Then he tips the bucket over and it turns into rain."
[Mummy, her PhD in Folkore kicking in, thinks, Well, I guess you could say that evaporation is the same as God sucking water up into the sky; one theory doesn't rule out the other]
Mark, sensing Mummy's skepticism: "God lives in the clouds, you know."