ext_6406 ([identity profile] rachelmanija.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] ewein2412 2012-09-10 10:35 pm (UTC)

That's hilarious.

It reminds me of my uncles (married to each other, essentially) David and Albert, now deceased. David liked to tell long, involved jokes, but would invariably screw up the punchline. Albert would listen, visibly on edge, until the inevitable nonsensical punchline, and then explode:

David: "So I made my third wish... and here I am, with a ten-inch piano player!"

Audience: [baffled silence.]

Albert: "A ten-inch PIANIST, David! The joke is that he wanted a ten-inch PENIS, and the deaf genie gave him a ten-inch PIANIST!"

Audience: [forced laughter.]

This happened every family gathering, like clockwork. Good times.

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting

If you are unable to use this captcha for any reason, please contact us by email at support@dreamwidth.org