you know what this is, don't you? It's a sign that you need to sell an enormously juicy erotica book under the name of Constance Leeds. Maybe something like "Lovers Moon" or "Scandal in Scandinavia" or maybe even "The Bane of the Temptress"

I think any of the above would be surefire hits. If they don't already exist.

Good luck, Constance! Be perfit, be constant, be a good lead!