Since I couldn't make it past the prologue of Eragon, any essay on it would probably be about how they'll publish anything these days. They probably wouldn't be $500-worth of impressed with my resume anyway.

On the flip side, I would totally buy a Winter Prince graphic novel and shove it at all my friends and order them to love and adore it. (This can actually work. miladygrey commanded me to like Doctor Who and I was sucked in by the wormhole in the opening titles.) Come on, all the cool kids are doing it!