That's what you get (got) for being a traveling nubile, after all.

Our trip to Orkney (1994? I'd have to look it up) was so wonderful that
I'd hate to go back, for fear of being disappointed, although we have friends who went this summer and loved it as well.
Have you ever seen "Oliver's Travels," partly filmed there?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112109/